Anonymous:
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darkartz:

hazehgrace:

Now those are some huge dicks

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whorecrux69:

I’m sorry but I will not cease to reblog this until i get the fame i deserve for spending 45 minutes of my time downloading randoms apps on my iphone to spell out this dumb fuck internet meme do you hear me

theoriginalspike:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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kushandwizdom:

Everything Love
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spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

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If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.

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Yesterday, a teacher at my daughter’s preschool told me that she saw two boys and a girl spinning the knobs of a play oven. Boy #1 says: “I’m a pilot! I’m flying a plane.’ Boy #2 says: “Me too!” The girl is quiet, so the teacher says to her: “What about you, are you a pilot?” The 3 year old girl replies: “I can’t be a pilot. I’m a pilot’s wife.”

So what do you think has happened in this little girl’s short life to make her believe it’s more likely that she would be a pilot’s wife than a pilot?

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‘I’m not a pilot, I’m a pilot’s wife,’ says 3 yr old girl - reelgirl.com (via radical-bias)

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jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

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